birthday day of birth

hello everybody!
yes it is my birthday, as the Blur band said, 'it's my birthday, no-one here day' which is very apt today as i sit alone in the library...

i typed my birthday into google (of course, i am bored) and my 'birth report' appeared, i was hesitant to look thinking it may be one of those, 'when will i die?' things. Especially as I got electrocuted last night by a wire chewed through by the rabbits, and said to simon, 'what if i die?' to which his response was very sweetly 'then we'll bury you.' which was practical to the point of mental I feel. But i deserved it.
ANYWAY. Apparently my fortune cookie reads:

"Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded."

 Which i think will happen when i am dead cause it sure ain't happenin anytime soon, I say this getting on with my daily duties of filling the photocopier and shredding and occassionally changing the water on the water cooler, phew, my large brain is overheating.


my birth report is excellent and perfectly apt i feel. My LIFE PATH (??) is 6. sounds pretty simple to me. it means i am:

 the ultimate nurturer, and a beacon for truth, justice, righteousness, and domesticity.

definitely true, i love carrying out justice and shining my light of truth into the dark corners of life.

You are idealistic and must feel useful to be happy. The main contribution you make is that of advice, service, and ever present support. You are a humanitarian of the first order. It is your role to serve others

oh please, stop it, you're embarrassing me!

You are very human and realistic about life, and you feel that the most important thing in your life is the home, the family and the friends

leadership by example and assumption of responsibility, thus, it is your obligation to pick up the burden and always be ready to help you are one who will willingly carry far more than your fair share of any load, and you are always there when needed
yes, that is why i am always the most angry, now you see, now you learn!

A a caretaker type, you are apt to attract partners who are somewhat weaker and more needy than yourself; someone you can care for and protect. But there is a tendency for you to become dominating and controlling.

wait a minute, i wouldn't go that far...I call it KIND control :)


It's likely you feel compelled to function with strength and compassion. You are a sympathetic and kind person, generous with personal and material resources. Wisdom, balance, and understanding are the cornerstones of your life, and these define your approach to life in general. Your extraordinary wisdom and the ability to understand the problems of others is apt to commence from an early age. This allows you to easily span the generation gap and assume an important role in life early on
yup. extraordinary wisdom. that's me. wow, my wiseness is literally extraordinary!!
 
You may have a tendency to become overwhelmed by responsibilities and a slave to others, especially members of you own family or close friends. It's easy for you to fall into a pattern of being too critical of others; you also have a tendency to become too hard on yourself.
yes, i am too hard on myself. critical of others? as if...hmmmmmmm ;)
 
produce tendencies for you to engage in exaggeration, over-expansiveness, and self-righteousness. Modesty and humility may not flow easily. Imposing one's views in an interfering or meddling way must be an issue of concern.
 
I have literally never exaggerated in my life, this is literally the stupidest thing i have ever read, I am literally so angry i have never been this angry, but today i saw a magpie that was actually looking at me, and it was literally bigger than a cat.
as for meddling... i couldn't possibly comment on my tendency to turn off people's fridges at parties...


The natural burdens of this number are heavy, and on rare occasions, responsibility is abdicated by persons with this Life Path 6. This rejection of responsibility will make you feel very guilty and uneasy, and it will have very damaging effects upon your relationships with others.
 
oh, phew, that explains that then, why my life is a mash up i mean! at last!
 
 
Here's the site:
http://www.paulsadowski.org/BirthData.asp
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9.


You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.

You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

tell me and we can decide whether to never see each other again. chances are i am probably dominating and controlling you by now whilst carrying your burdens but criticizing you at the same time. sound familiar?

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.14559686888454 years old.
I genuinely found that interesting! I want to meet a dog that age and look it up and down.

This is nice to know too, my lucky tree is Lime but that means:
many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! why did i look at this?! too close to the bone that one. waaaay too close...
i was born under a waxing moon which i like, it sounds like a country and western song about someone leaving someone under a waking moon. i am going to write that song, don't steal my idea. I will put my wailing to good use.
GOD now it's telling me what my name means, my lucky number was 5 under my birthdate, now it's 9, my name is a flower apparently? that is interesting. although in German it's representative of horse, why have they always got to trample out the beauty?
my 'soul urge' number is 1, duh!
and my 'inner dream' number 8 means i want business success, like, in the world of business (i don't).
I am pleased to see that Scott Baio shares the same birthday as me, I am pretty bloody shocked to see that he was born in 1961 so he is 50!

Nick Cave also has my birthday and Andrea Bocelli. Of course, my nemesis Billie Piper has the same date and day as me so she continues to be my parallel life person...

A reminder just went on my phone and I got up and looked at it wearliy, it was an alarm on my calendar saying 'birthday' am I fucking stupid or what? when the hell did i set that?!



So now i must leave you and continue to follow life path 6. see you in the neighbouring life path or one furhter along, Maybe it's like in the 100m, the closer you are to the middle the more advantage you get on the bends...?
i think lane six is the last one on the outside?

riots schmiots

Shit. I just watched that toilet Starkey on newsnight talking about the rivers of blood speech and how it was coming true. wow. we always laugh at what a massive tory he is on Question Time and how much he looks like a character from wind in the willows, but a bastard one.
god i just looked at his biog, his partner is called James Brown! I can't believe he grew up dirt poor and he has such reactionary views to working class people now, he hates women i can see, which comes as no surprise at all. what a dick.
I STARTED THAT BLOG During the riots....before i went on holiday (seems a million years ago)
it seems apt because today i was listening to a comedy programme and they were pointing out the hypocrisy of the Tories chattings about the riots and the 'feral youth' and so on, when BoJO the MAYOR of fucking London and David 'call me dave' cameron were in the Bullingdon club!!!!!!!

whose requirement is that members are rich enough that they can fulfill:
the need to pay for the uniform, dinners and damages

described by a very sympathetic Oxford man as being mischievous, destructive and self-indulgent

other facts:
Membership elections are held twice a year, when successful new members are visited in their rooms, which are then 'trashed' as a symbol of their election.


The Club's modus operandi has often been to book a private dining room under an assumed name, as most restaurateurs are wary of the Club's reputation for causing considerable drunken damage during the course of dinner.

Oh, and what's this? a statement FROM BoJo that broom-waving nob:
I don't think an evening would have ended without a restaurant being trashed and being paid for in full, very often in cash. [...] A night in the cells would be regarded as being par for a Buller man and so would debagging anyone who really attracted the irritation of the Buller men.

debagging, by the way, for anyone that didn't go to school in a castle, is pulling someone's trousers and pants down, OOHH naughty!!
even in the early days a report that:
on 12 May 1894 and again on 20 February 1927,after dinner, Bullingdon members smashed almost all the glass of the lights and 468 windows in Peckwater Quad of Christ Church, along with the blinds and doors of the building.

The Bojo cameron lot are even rumoured to have paid for these restaurants by just chucking a wad of money through a smashed up window.

But that in no way is as bad as what rioters did.
They took stuff, they didn't even pay for it. It would have been okay if they'd just smashed the fuck out of the buildings, thrown a load of money in and then returned to their pathway direct to the seat of power.
Smashing stuff up in order to actually nick stuff is unforgivable: smashing stuff up JUST because you can afford to, and because you find normal people who need to work in order to survive disgusting,  is cheeky and mischevious!
4 years in prison for inciting a riot that never even happened. so basically 4 years for writing something on the internet that no-one paid any attention to. That seems fair when compared to causing thousands of pounds worth of damage then running off into the night in a 5 grand suit giggling and going to bed with nothing to worry about whilst a business loses thousands of pounds, no skin of your rosy nose as you tuck yourself up in your lovely Oxford dorm.

the fact that people elected these rioting scumbags is vomit-enducing to me. Who voted for them? Who didn't realise that they have total and utter contempt and disgust for people who aren't like them? you fucking idiots, you've been had alright! The got you good!!They don't know anything about life in the sense that you do, they never will, and they don't want to-why would they? If you had been one of them you would have gotten a criminal record for the stuff they did at uni, then ended up fucked, not in government. there are 2 streams and you are in the shitstream, they are on a yacht cruising past you trying not to look down and notice you staring up through all the shit because it makes them feel queasy, like if somoene homeless with no legs asks you for money and you don't have any.
Imagine never having had to worry about money once in your life. It is impossible. Money is the main, overriding factor of daily existence, worrying about it. working out how to keep people off your back, spreading it out a bit, worrying about it more, constantly in fact. Well they have never had to worry about money. they are ali0ns.


in more exciting news, i am bidding on a folding bike, i'd better bloody win it.
can't wait for 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy'
my rabbit has turned into Sonic the hedgehog, hair wise.
I had a 5 hour 'nap' on Sunday and could have gone for more.
off to Newcastle to start my MA/MSc on Thursday, pretty mental. I will be BA BA MA.

lllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttterrrrrrrrsasssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!