the plan...

sooo... the plan is to sneak out of work at 1:30 and not return....
i will give the illusion that i am off for lunch, and then hope that no one notices that my lunchbreak lasts for 4 1/2 days.....

It's very, very quiet here, in fact today there is only one student in. So hopefully, if I am not here no one will require my great assistance? BUT there are loads of staff members lolling about all over the library, taking advantage of how quiet it is, and a couple of them are very beady eyed and would definitely love to dob me in if they noticed my prolonged half-day absence.... but it also means that loads of people have seen me and spoken to me, so they will presume i was putting in the hours... if it came down to witnesses, in the school-style dock, i would have some ropey alibis, that's what i'm saying...
yes, yes, i should never have booked the early train, i know, but it was so cheap! and i stupidly decided that this was the night to go and see a play! i made my own life hard for no dang reason.

Also, I have done excellent work during this half term, if i do say so myself... there's been displays on Great North-American Literature springing up here, exhibition posters springing up theeere, extreme and frenzied bouts of tidying, detailed and satisfying Shakespeare cataloguing, shuffling things into neat piles, moving chairs into concentric shaapees, turning off computers the second the user so much as gets up, re-stocking the photocopier with paper when it hasn't even totally run out! See! Who wouldn't want me on their team?! I'm amazing, If anything I've earned this half-day that I've given myself.

Anyway, there's always the fall-back plan that if anyone says anything to me i'll just run to the toilet crying and never explain...