well, i have to wait for JK today to get to the bottom of the accusations, the lie-detector results will be in...
i am currently watching Donny and Marie Osmond talking about their new las vegas show, they are literally terrifying...they confirm all my suspicions about mormons...the mormons behind my house in cambridge have been behaving even more suspiciously than ever lately...what with those biiiig gates that never open... they've been on a real recruitment drive lately around cambridge, they send out 2 lads of identical height, american, wearing suits, to knock on doors, i see them everywhere... you know if you're a mormon you aren't meant to drink tea or coffee? Someone i worked with at my old job was a mormon, he told me loads of stories about how if someone giving you trouble, the mormons will come over and 'sort them out' and then they won't give you any more and stuff...like the mafia...
cripes. there's someone on telly who sells avon, which incidentally is advertised everywhere, she earns £250,000 a year!!!! i am literally filling that application in NOW.
watched that programme about race and intelligence last night, eugenics is the most evil, sick concept ever created, the programme was quite depressing and didn't really say anything new. IQ is pointless and totally related to nurture not nature. yes.
JK is on...we're gonna find out if the brother nicked 40 grand and some guns....I predict yes...they are crims anyway i think....
hmmm i would probably have to start wearing make-up if i were to become an avon representitive...for 250grand, i'll do it!
oh, turns out he blaters did steal the money, they did the longest lie-detector test ever, 2 hours, and his lips are quivering...he did 7 tests...they all didn't work because he refused to say 'NO' and insisted on saying, 'No Lady'-!!
now to see if her boyfriend is cheating, they've been together 7 months! unbelievable! you barely know someone after that time! if i was that worried about my boyfriend cheating after 7 months i'd just dump them!
yeah he cheated loads with everyone, as predicted.
cripes, there are NO jobs, AT ALL. anyone got any ideas? i've looked everywhere, i look everyday and there is f all. seriously, any ideas welcomed pleaseeee?
anyhooo, i'm off to the studio, my new tactic is to put the heater on full blast, listen to the stereo and charge my phone, make sure i get my money's worth.
this pea head geordie is accusing his girlfriend of cheating while he was in prison, she was telling the truth for all of them, bloody women, they are so too good for stupid men, why don't they tell them to f off?
i'm off, have a good en!
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