not much to report

air hair lair - (oh hello but posh)

how's tricks crew?
well...the job is totally ridiculously DULL but not too bad, time goes quickly, i can't stand someone i work with and have already exchanged tense/abusive words with them, they are a DICK, take it from me, there is no blame on my part. First meeting i had with this person they said to me, 'i'm acid tongued, it's something you'll have to get used to.' for acid tongued read-boring but also very rude. they are now my......ENEMY!
anyway, they are the only factor which makes work unpleasant. it's the work party tomorrow, it's all paid for and that, but i am pretty sure i won't go... i will only have a drink and start on said cockmuncher.
i'm watching a ww2 film and dirk bogarde just said to a yarkshire skivvy who was playing the harmonica in the plane hanger as bogie thought about his imminent death 'don't polish that too much, you don't want it to taste bad' to which yarkshireman replied 'it's already tasting pretty fruity sir'.
come on? that is well funny! i'm not immature!

did a craft fair yesterday, was a complete disaster, i made more at the open studios, not only was it very quiet but it was all old ladies who didn't want to buy anything, our stall looked amazing too, covered in lovely stuff and all twinkly with fairy lights, we've got another one in a fortnight, not sur if i can cope with that being a disaster too!!

me and chloe had a really really lovely short jaunt down to grandma's last week. she has a new dog, Bernard, from a dog shelter, he's pretty old and very funny, his legs and arse are really really skinny and his legs don't really support him so he does the splits and falls over a lot and he has to sit down to wee, of course grandma has him on a human diet of weetabix and tea for brekkie so he's on course for fattening up. i honestly never ever feel happier anywhere than with chlo and grandma, at grandma's house. I missed it so desperately on the way home i was totally distraught. had to leave a day early to get back to work as the other temp absolutely would not swap with me, turned out she was off sick! she could have swapped and then not even done it!!

bogie and the others are singing round the pianaaa, the men are taking it in turns to dip their feet in paint and lie on top of the piano and make foot prints on the ceiling now. crazy lads.

got a late shift tonight which is the worst one, there till 8 even though the shop shuts at 530. won't be home till after 9 :(

not too much to report, just ticking along, selling celeb biographies and doing lots of staring, wishing christmas was here already and annoyed that i can't see everyone over the holidays.