poem of the day

European election-
what a big selection!
English democrats?
English massive twats!
Animals Count?
What ARE you on about?
UUUU-kip?
You all talk total shit!
BNP, British jobs for British fascists,
you shower of twats
bring me out in a rash,
Jury Team?
What the f does that even mean??
the fallback party-Green
I can't decide between
you and
Socialist Labour-
do us all a favour (and win)
you haven't got a chance
but i'll vote SDLP anyway
for the sake of my consci-ence.


i know, i know, i'm a fucking genius social commentator for our times.