unemployed cont.

Dear Friend, Good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into thecenter of relevance in my life. I would respectfully request that you keepthe content of this mail confidential because of its nature and respectthe integrity of this information. First of all I'll like to introducemyself and status again,I am Thomas Williams, Staff of InternationalPrivate Banking at HSBC Bank London. I am contacting you concerning adeceased customer and a financial portfolio of $8.5m United state dollars,which he placed under HSBC Bank managements two years ago for turn over onhis behalf. As the Chief Operations Officer of the private banking sector, Iencouraged the deceased on his arrival to our bank on various growth offund with prime ratings.The favored route in my advice to him wasaccessing data's on 6000 traditional stocks and bond managements.Based onmy advise, attractive margins,acquired profit and interest stood at over$10m United state dollars,this margin was not the full potential of thefund but he desired low risk guaranteed returns on investment. Early 2004my client asked that the money be liquidated because of an urgentinvestment requiring cash payments here in United Kingdom, and that theliquidated fund be deposited in CORPORATE SECURITIES CO, a securityconsulting firm based in London who are specialist private firm thataccepts deposits from high net worth individuals and blue chipcorporations that handle valuable products and undertake transactions thatneed immediate access to cash. This order was given to me in anticipation of his arrival from Norwaylater that week, this was the last communication we had. Sometimes thisyear I got a call from CORPORATE SECURITIES CO. informing me of theinactivity of the portfolio, since I was the only one who knew about thedeposit, I immediately passed the task of locating my client to theInternal Investigation Department of HSBC, which now revealed that theperson who suited his description was declared dead of a Heart attack inCane, South of France. And in line with banking internal processes for account holders who havepassed away, an investigation was meant to be launched to contact apossible surviving NEXT OF KIN to come forward as beneficiary of the fundbut unfortunately when my client came patronizing our services, in hisbio-data form, no next of kin was listed neither was there a TESTATE. Myclient only used numbers and codes to make the account he opened with usanonymous. At this juncture, I'll like to unravel the true position ofthis transaction, CORPORATE SECURITIES CO,has requested for statements ofclaim from me, and I alone knows of the existence of the deposit, for asfar as HSBC Bank is concerned the transaction with our late clientconcluded when I sent the fund to the security firm, all outstandinginteractions in relation to the file are just customer service and dueprocess. The security firm has no single idea of what the history ornature of the deposit is, they await instructions to release the depositto any party that I nominate as the beneficiary of the fund. I amprepared to place you in a position to instruct Corporate Securities Co.to release the deposit to you as the NEXT OF KIN. Kindly let me know your true interest in this pending transaction so as toascertain the proceeds, and I assure you that I could have the depositreleased to you within few days. I implore you to discard this mail if youfind no interest in this transaction, and if my offer is of no appeal toyou, please don't be vindictive and destructive just delete this messageand forget I ever contacted you. Finally, I am sending you this mail without a measure of fear as to whatthe consequences are, but I know within me that nothing ventured isnothing gained and that success and riches never comes in a platter ofgold. This is the one truth I have learnt from my private banking clients.Do not betray my confidence, if we can be of one accord, we should plan ameeting soon. I await your response. Thomas



if we can be of one accord eh? why don't they use smaller amounts then people may reply? who would even want 850 billion pounds? everyone would notice and you'd get arrested...



so here i am about to begin my 6th day of unemployment, what have i been doing?



went back to cambridge last week for a staff party and dentist appt. she poked a metal stick into a hole in my gob and it still hurts :( sat in botanical gardens with chlo, was heavenly there... staff party was predictably shite, got given a little roulette chip which entitled us to drinks at the bar, i managed to razz 3 cocktails, accompanied by san pellegrino before the bar tab ran out, it was an excellent demonstration of why i am glad that i left that job, everyone was being more of a cock than EVER, even the people that i have usually got on with. Bar Marie and Dave from the canteen I can honestly say that I am delighted to never see any of them ever again! how sad is that.
had a lovely day with ma and chlo, watched a secret chick flick at the cinema which was gut achingly awful but fun!! came home and watched more films. miss them both lots now.
came back up to wakey on thurs and headed off to newcastle to see Liv on Friday morning, having packed a selection of light cotton clothes, it rained and rained and rained! we went to a sweet diner and had milkshakes to make everything better, then embarked upon Primark... spent the evening at a graphic design evening being held by the Shipley Gallery, they had a brilliant exhibition of Olympic Games posters from throughout history, some illustrators doing talks and a kind of weird bingo in which we won a free drink, we made some prints from polystyrene...went back into the TOON and had some bloody sweet cocktails then headed off to a club which played amazing soul and funk and danced like bloody maniacs hindered only by annoying students giving liv the rude eye and have to take to consequences...!

Enjoyed some hours reading every cheap magzine that money could buy, real stories, top tips, all the beauties, then we rented Top Gun on the grounds that neither of us had ever seen it, pretty quickly discovered why that was, it was a steaming pile of trud! the only fun aspect was the masses of sexual tension between all of the men, other than that there were loads and loads of long discussions about the intricate elements of fighter planes which surely hardly eny one could enjoy? so you just drift off and look around the room thinking about the washing up.
sunday we watched an entire week of come dine with me on 4OD, from Preston, the most amazing one I have ever seen, I recommend you watch it! The characters were all like something from a soap opera, they were literally unbelievable, one of them went to bed before she'd even cooked her meal!

Now I am in bed watching Jeremy Kyle with a headache. Today I intend to go into leeds and reap the benefits of the market. I also need to buy a printer and a swimming costume. Money is in an increasingly serious situation...the bank may well be round any moment and send me to prison... uh oh...

two feuding brothers on jeremy kyle... now 'my ex's mum is stopping us getting back together'
oh, now he's admitted that he sent threatening texts to the mum of his ex, so it's actually all really fine that the mum hates him.he wants to get back with his ex but she won't talk to him (?) i fear he may be deluded...oh, he's blatantly got anger issues.
listen to me... this isn't good! BLUR on Friday at Hyde Park! some sweet fun on the horizon...

hope you haven't all forgotten about my blog in my lapse of writing? i need connections more than ever!! i am iiissollaateeeedd!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway, maybe i'll write to thomas and claim the money fun he's secretly saving for me? i could do with it.