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hello hello, how are things?

well, i am doing some craft fairs this year in yorkyshire, i am BANNED from selling cards, as there are already too many people selling, so i shall concentrate my efforts on other crapola, such as teeny toys and calendars, hooo yeaaahh! here's my oven burn, i sprayed it with savlon, but it is still leaking, maybe i'll get gangrene? that'll liven things up round here!! may also mask the smell of fags from next do

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here's my jasmine tea, isn't it beautiful? it's an insight into my world today! even a cup of tea is beauty!

here's a really old yew tree in the Yorkshire Sculpture Park, we went on Sunday, it's the best place ever, you must go if you are in Yorkshire one day (ie. visiting me-I have an airbed and very good hospitality).

sooooo i am off to the studio today, better make the most of it before it is wrenched from my sweaty grip...maybe i can paint my burn? i don't know why the burn is so exciting, i've never had a bad one!

Today in my flat the windows bring forth the sound of kids back at school, and the smell of marmite and fags. I can see two boys sitting in the passage entrance so I shall have to nervously pass them in a minute...

I did watch Jeremy Kyle today, sorry Joey, but I promise to wean myself off soon... (all addicts say that) today there was a BNP woman who'd managed to raise her daughter in such a way that she cried if she saw a black person, however, her ex-boyfriend who was accusing her of the old racism and getting the audience on his side, well, turns out he pinned her to the floor and nearly killed her by headbutting her cause she didn't empty the dishwasher, so it was less black and white than all that, pardon the PUN HAHAHAHAHA!

yes, your assumptions are correct, i may well be losing my mind.

september the 18th and 19th i will be in the Bridge for my birthday so anyone who can come, please do.