the angry man who is in bad debt.

Hello all, and ow do.

Had a strange few days, i think my medicine is making me a bit like an old lady, i keep repeating myself and forgetting if i've done stuff. I went to give blood and they refused my lovely blood on the grounds of my medicine (they were wrong to and will be told that when they check) still, was a bit humiliating, "here literally take my blood, take it, seriously, put a needle into me and such out my blood" " no thanks Miss harries, your contaminated blood it of no use to us, we literally wouldn't even give it to someone who was dying, now finish your pint of water and be gone"

Then I picked up my prescription, i signed up to one of those things where they order it for you, they made me basically, and i am so inundated with bloody medicine i could build a house out of it! mmmdelicious medicine house... So as i collected it the man said "WAIT, the pharmacist must speak to you before you can take this suitcase of medicine" 'oh bollocks' thought I, 'another lecture about painkillers, or some other thing'. ten minutes later the pharmacist appears, to compound my inadequacy she is a tall, thin, beautiful asian lady who made me feel like a small drug filled bod, grasping at my drugs and unable to look her in the eye.

It turned out to be more boring than i had anticipated "have you been getting hayfever?" 'yes, quite a bit' "does it affect your asthma?" 'sometimes' " do you kow how to control it?" 'yes, yes i do, i've had it a long time' " Ok, great, do you find you get a lot of oral thrush from your inhalers?" 'ummmm, no?what? what do you mean?!' "oh, it's just your purple inhalers will give you oral thrush if you aren't careful, didn't you know that?" 'um, no, no one has ever, ever said that to me, what is it? what does it feel like?!!' (in my head i am putting all my health problems for the last ten years down to undiagnosed oral thrush) " oh, like being thirsty, croaky voice, sore throat" (tick, tick, tick) 'Wow, i've been on these about 10 years. that's great.' " don't worry, i'm sure you don't have it, byeee"

thanks beautiful woman with lipstick and proper girls hair and job, thanks for telling me loudly in a tiny shop that i have a thrush mouth. Now i think i have got one and it's another thing for me to worry about. thanks a LOT.


went and delivered my Avon catalogues, people even chased me to give them back seconds after they had dropped through their letterboxes. I definitely regret doing it! I am like the opposite of that book 'the YES man' i need to start saying 'NO' i am literally just a girl who can't say no.

This morning I have done my TIGER training at work, you do it online, it's about information governance (i know, me neither) it was pretty funny but also enlighting as i didn't know i could sleep with my eyes open till today, wish i'd mastered that in uni.
It begins with a cartoon where a man called Mr Happy(copyright infringement?) discovers there's been a mix up at the bank (moral: information safety is as important as money safety-it isn't) He recieves a letter and geets really angry and calls them then goes in for an appointment.

the receptionist says ' Hello i know you, you are the angry man who is now in debt' (my dad isn't it?)
then an electronic screen scrolls 'Mr Happy please go to the Bad debt department'

everytime there's a breach a cross flashes. it is literally like it is aimed at very young children. and they can't be expected to safeguard anything. If it isn't aimed at very young children then do i really need a character who is a blatant rip off of fido dido to show me veerrry slowly about being angry with the bank? I KNOW how to be angry with the bank, i'm a fucking professional at it?!
later they do it in a dr surgery where they are constantly leaving private filing cabinets open so they can go for a bacon butty, then one leaves some patient records in the bog (?!) then a doctor comes out and says to the receptionist 'OOHHH noo not her again, not mrs Rothwell, she's suuuchhh a hypochondriac' meanwhile the other people in the waiting room are roaring with laughter. Meanwhile another patient comes in and the receptionist shouts to him across the room 'you have your appointment for the mad clininc here' or something.

bloody hell. it was pretty boring.

anyone see Mitchell& Webb last night? it was a very funny one, the character who shoots people who make grammatical errors, i felt like he was my soulmate!

off to london tomorrow for chloe's birthday and to say bye to lally who is off to india for a month.
bunnys got under the tv and had a good wire nibble yesterday. they've never done it before, they're definitely getting naughty.
Marie pinged my sock elastic yesterday, i was outraged!

anyhoo, better go. spose i should start protecting information or something.?