not much

Friday. good old friday. Friday is the day that I buy the Wakey Express and sit in Costa with a frescato. It's my treat of the week! cannae wait!! Must know the wakey news... who's been in court, the verdicts, what's going on round and about, who's been stabbing who, you know, i'm all involved and that. Obviously the letters page is best, I'll treat you to some next week

Been working hard today.
My AVON selling has already taken its first blow (did i mention i'm selling avon? well, trying to as of this weekend) there's someone on my territory......in my block of flats!she's spread her wares all over the foyer!! ARGH! it's kicking off!! battle of the avon ladies!! stab, stab with an extra curling lash mascara, now BLINDED with a puff of compacted foundation! drowned in a sea of lavender shower scrub... you know the score. it ai't gonna be pretty. but it will smell nice.

Reading the Metro on the way to work as always (although I really try to avoid it and read my book cause i hate it) I read a story about a lady in GEorgia who claims to be 130, the metro clearly don't believe her, i can see their point, she would have had her last child naturally, aged 60-hmmm, but still, printing a picture of her gaunt old face behind a birthday cake which she looks as though she can't even SEE then writing 'well this lady clllaaaimms to be 130' in a sarcastic way is a bit mean. She probably is 130 to be honest, she looks like a real hard nut Russian, all her kids starved to death in WW2. She retired in 1965 when she was 85!!! It's mindblowing. she's older by almost a decade than my great-grandparents. She would have been nearly 40 when WW1 ended!! I can't get my head around that at all...

what else...


Some old man in China has cursed his prize flowers 'you will see a death in your family every time these flowers bloom' if anyone nicks them. Bloody hell.

There's a kestrel with a pink plaster cast on its leg. Not very dignified is it?
A picture of Cristian Ronaldo in his pants- are you KIDDING me that people think he is straight? he is camper than glastonbury.
Lindsay Lohan says her human rights have been violated. I don't really know why she's famous? I'd override her human rights if i saw her (by punching her in the mush).

that's the Metro for my my readers. Not much to say today you may have noticed.

gonna head off for my coffee and paper then back to the studio for podcasts and drawing.

The bunnies have forgiven me for blocking up the underneath of the bed, i thought they never would, but they were in fine fettle yesterday, bring out the curly Kale and they 're anyones!
anyway, fuck this for a laugh, i'm off!

Proper blog monday, my anger is not high enough on friday!
bon weekend!