PAYday hooray hoorah!

ey up, iam completely distracted cause it's payday and i am trying to repress the uncontrollable urge to spend all my money in one day. It's like 'brewster's millions' for me every payday, i feel like i'm against the clock and it's all gotta go (and it always does).
On the bright side, i received a free double decker at the train station today, in the last month i have had: 3 free muffins, 6 free bottles of irn bru, free disgusting crisps, and the opportunity for free toothpaste, wine and ice cream.
it's the recession! get the free stuff!!
anyhoo, not much time today, been working too hard to write much.

got an open studio tomorrow, pretty nervous about it as usual, things have been tense to say the least at the studios but i thought i'd better open as it's a big night and we have a hepworth sculpture for the night which is pretty exciting, it's coming with its own bouncer!


Did anyone watch the Amish in the UK programme? I was suprised that actually I quite fancy becoming an Amish...
I am a bit of a luddite, i hate all modern stuff cause the big wide world scares me a bit, and also the global village thing just makes me feel so insignificant that my insides all fold up and i wanna die, so yeah, Amish is the life for me.
Big garden, big house, big swing on a tree, barn, hmmm, Horse and cart. Yeah, i reckon i can give up modern stuff, all modern stuff is crap (except podcasts, mars planets, elastic and women's lib) so i am off to be an amish, although i don't know if i'm allowed cause they don't recruit i don't think...unlike the bloody mormons they're everywhere at the moment....

ok well, i have a bit of shopping to do after work (tell me not to!!! HELP this is a cry for HELP)
the bunnies are shedding like crazy so i have to keep catching them to brush them which has really destroyed the small trust we'd built up! Problem is, bunnies have no gag reflex so if they eat hair and get a hairball they can die, they're physically incapable of being sick, how sweet is that?! wow, that would have saved me SO many wasted days....'no mum and dad i only had one pint, i must have eaten something funny, see you tomorrow i better go to bed'.

I was nearly sick on the bus yesterday from the combination of being blocked into my seat, the heat and the variety of disgusting smells, namely, poo. :(


anyway, promised simon a nando's to celebrate payday so that's something to look forward to! although my period pains are so bad i'm walking like a hairpin! :( YES i did need to tell you that, grow up!
love you!