Thursday.

I have been moaning a lot recently, and for that, I apologise. No one wants to read someone elses moans...I have had a tough 2 weeks, my crazy medicine does nae help, it makes me dead sleepy like.
Today I want to talk about something unbelievably happy. Now what shall that be...something happy....
It's too hard.
Tomorrow's the denervation http://www.wsh.nhs.uk/documents/PatientLeaflets/5358-1.pdf
I am slightly nervous, mainly because I have just noticed that your pain INCREASES for 3 f-ing months after!! what's the blinking point?

had more swearing in my face today, this time it was simply in the native chinese tongue, and he spat that I didn't understand it, just to confirm that, at least the other boy swore in english, so i had some concept of what was going on, chinese swearing just ain't fair. and he was looking me directly in the eye, so it may have been a curse.
I'm gonna start putting curses on people I think. Imagine the power, the mystery. I'll be 'that' old lady that puts curses on you, they'll mock me and jeer, but my god they'll be scared...

It is astounding how un-seriously they take exams here, there's blatant cheating, people literally come and go as they please, 25 minutes late, half an hour late, didn't make it cause i forgot what room it was in, you name it, anyting washes with them. How different from our exams. I'd be mighty pissed off if I was a student here who did give a bit of a shit, and maybe had done some revision, and then people were banging in and out all through the exam, and obviously cheating with teeny notelets and all the people were shouting and smoking out in the courtyard below.

anyway i'm off now. gotta get me strength for the electrocution tomorrow, and for the usual embarrassment of having ten men looking at my naked arse.
hopefully the blog will return to strength next week. i know it's been pretty poor lately, but so have my wits. soooozzz

let's end with a joke, c/o C.M. Harries:


what are the only type of bees that you can milk?





Boo-Bees!