a man on JK today was the TWIN of Matt Damon

...to the point where it was UNBELIEVABLE i hope you all get to see it one day, i truly, truly do.


i need some maaaannnnaaayyy!!!!!!!!

i am going to do it. i am going to try and get my book published. I have given myself until May to have it finished! i am also going to sort my life out and maybe try to get an agent because this is ridiculous and i am much more talented than 98.5% of illustrators so FUCK OFF everyone i am taking over the world.

uh oh now i feel sick from my own stupid hubris and like i have cursed myself.

aaaanyway maybe i think i should stop trying to get full-time jobs cleaning in wakefield prison (imagine... just imagine what you'd be cleaning) and start trying to be confident-although that doesn't mean anything cause if you aren't confident then you aren't and that's the end of it!

we were watching Charlie Brooker's Newswipe last night and he was talking about that woman in america who had her face ripped off by a chimp, it is SO SO horrific it's really unbelievable. It was a supposedly safe house chimp, it took her whole face off, eyes nose and mouth, I saw a photo of her in a magazine a while back it's utterly awful. On Planet Earth there's a bit with chimps and they truly are BASTARDS don't be fooled, they aren't like lovely orang-utans or something, they're like evil man-bastards, anyway, on Planet Earth they go about attacking babies and mums for a laugh and they had ripped the exact face off a baby so it looked like a rubber mask. What I'm saying is, it must be something they do, and don't have one as a pet.

off to york tomoz for a sweet outing to see stewart lee WOO HOO! have a brewski and a giggle and such, very exciting after my hermit behaviour from back pain!

catch y'all on the flipper, don't forget to watch Popstar to Operastar!! I'm rooting for Darius! x x x x