not much

whasup le crew? here's my grandma's bendy dog, bernie, i am going to make her a book about him. Bernie eats a breakfast of double shredded wheat and a raw egg, needless to say my first ever experience of picking up dog poo was not as easy as it could have been, we took 4 bags along and ran out, resorting to burying the offending matter in the snow.

just watching trevor on jeremy kyle, he's sensibly opted for a denim shirt with a denim waistcoat overlaid and some pale denim jeans, he also has hair that looks just like a shoulder-length grey wig, he's been perving on his friend by jumping on the bed with her and her fiancee and joining in with the spooning, he says he's just mucking about... give a man a break! he only touches her bum when she's running up the stairs!

look at this amazing leaf, all luscious around the xylem! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!

also, look at this protester dressed as an aubergine! there's aubergine wars going on in India, whaaaadda costume!!!!

i dreamed about a curry buffet all night!

Jeremy Kyle is shouting at a whispering nervy drug addict now, really shouting up in her face.

He just called her a 'selfish woman', it's pretty hard to watch... she's clearly totally zoned out and everyone's screaming at her, now it's 'you're a waste of space as a mother'. UH OH now it's just come out that the woman who looks after the son of the drug addict, who jk keeps calling a saint, she places orders with the drug addict to steal her stuff!!! they haven't lingered on that because it doesn't fit in, but isn't that the worst bit?!!

anyway, i am going to make a victoria sponge. that is howwwaaa roll these days. laterrrss!