I got this amazing email today, listen to this! you won't believe how jammy I am:
Dear Friend, Good day to you and your family.I am happy to inform you about my success ingetting those funds transferred under the co-operation of a new partner fromChina.Presently I am in China for investment projects with my own share of the totalsum.Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts you made in gettingyour winnings sent to your delivery address, despite that it failed us some howNow contact my secretary in London his name is (Mr Mike Murdock),Find below hiscontact information. Name:Mr Mike Murdock),E-mail: mikemurdock3470@yahoo.com.hkPhone Number: +447024093713FAX NUMBER:+447092845782 Ask him to send you the total $550,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND USDOLLARS) certified bank Check,which I raised in your favour for yourcompensation for all the past efforts you have made in receiving your winningsin this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very,much. So feel freeand get in touched with my secretary and give him your address where to send thecheck to you.Please do let me know immediately youreceive the Check to enable us share the joy after allthe sufferness at that time. In the moment,I am very busy herebecause of the investment projects,which the new partner and me are having athand,finally,remember that I have forwarded instruction to the secretaryon your behalf to receive that money. So feel free to get in touch with him(Mr Mike Murdock) without any delay.Best regards,Dr Mario Celeste,Fiduciary Agent,GOOD NEWS CONTACT MY SECRETARY IMMEDIATELY
Good day to you and your family; how nice is that? i mean, I don't even know this guy? and he's even taking the time to send wishes to my family!
$550,000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND USDOLLARS) ;I'm not suprised he wrote it again in brackets, I mean, that is a hell of a lot of money! He wants to make it clear to me what my 'winnings' are, and who can blame him, I mean, he is being INCREDIBLY generous!
which I raised in your favour for yourcompensation for all the past efforts you have made in receiving your winningsin this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very,much. So feel freeand get in touched with my secretary and give him your address where to send thecheck to you. ;so simple! I mean, he hasn't even checked that I am the correct recipient, and little does he know...I'm NOT! I never made any efforts for him! I don't even know what he's talking about!!! seriously! there's been a crossed wire here! he's emailed me by mistake and I am potentially very rich because of it!
Please do let me know immediately youreceive the Check to enable us share the joy after allthe sufferness at that time. ;wow, he wants to share my joy, after all the sufferness we've been through together (not me though, someone else) but I have been through my own sufferness, little does he know, so I probably deserve it. Also if he's going to fling money around sith such disregard, that isn't my fault is it. So I'd better email his secretary, in London, but with a Hong Kong email address (strange that). Any details he needs are worth it, I'll give them all, I mean $ 550,000, that's like £ 250,000, that's so much money, I'm spending it in my head...yes, yes, I will take you all out! I can hear how green you all are with envy, but come on, we can't all be lucky all of the time.
whaddaday.
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