Friday, 15 May 2009

Wadda Hadda Dudde Da?

I dreamt last night that I found a snow white rabbit on Cherry Hinton road, after i took it home it was down to about the size of a hamster, then it later became about the size of a ladybird and i kept drowning it by trying to give it water, and then reviving it. By the next morning it had morphed into a revolting hard-shelled black insect and was doing battle in the cage i'd put it into with another insect. I felt great revulsion toward it and was deflated by the awareness that I had signed up to care for it when it was a bunny, so I must fulfull my duty of care now it had morphed into an insect. (There were also aspects of the ring-road around Ipswich in my dream, but they were in the form of quite an abstract awareness more than anything else...)


I'm definitely watching too much planet earth...
Last night planet earth was sad. The ice was too thin to hold the adult male polar bear so he was forced to swim and swim for land. Luckily he found it, and fell asleep. When he woke up he was starving and stupidly attacked some MASSIVE walruses out of absolute desperation. One of them pierced him with its tusks. The polar bear could hardly walk, and was stranded on this little rock with no prospect of food. He dug a hold to lie and and curled up inside it.

There was an arctic fox which was rank, it has all random hairs sticking out, and patches off different coloured fur and wispy bits, and it's well greedy, she was trying to pick up about 8 snow-geese chicks at once and kept dropping them, then the mum came over and she dropped them all, then picked up the one chick that was untouched and okay, and ran off...

there was a real sweet kind of rabbit too, really really furry and round as a football, with little ears.

ok okay, enough planet earth al-re-ea-dyy as an american would say.
Off to LAAANnnndaaann tonight after work for merriment and Eurovision. Probs open up the 80's bar. Not sure who I'll vote for, I haven't heard our song yet but I hate Webber so I already don't care if we win... although it would mean that there was a chance to go and see it live! sw sw sweet...so long as there are some good entries, although I am concerned that some countires are becoming self-consciously ironic. Germany always try to be ironic, but it's always even funnier, there's nothing more embarrasing than trying to be ironic in a really shit way! Nothing will ever beat Wada Hada Dudde da, the late 90's German entry that I can still recite on command... :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQGgougd-Ig fucking hell, it's on YouTube!! I thought i'd never see it again!!
As for my leaving party, the muted response has left me cold to the idea, so I think i shall share my departure with my family, and cry, and all that.
nice weekend and stuff, laters.

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