The running over thing I think represented such a low-point that I've actually felt a bit better sice I got over that. I was crossing a zebra crossing on my bike which is technically not 100% correct behavious but there was no one walking there so it was okay really, the man opened his window and called me a 'fat fucking bitch' or something and i casually said ' oh fuck off' at which he stopped his car in the middle of the traffic and opened the door and made to get out and hurt me, but i guess the other traffic made it hard, i cycled off to the right and he went at me with the nose of his car, laughing, it was absoultely horrible, he was still calling me a ' fat bitch' the whole while, all i managed was 'you behave like that in front of your children?', he had 3 children all of whom were under about 8 in the car. The shock was pretty bad, but once i got home i decided things couldn't carry on like this, everything is pummeling me down at the moment, NOmore I say, NO MOre. I shall take back control.
aaanyway, this all leads me to the best thing that's happened to me in ages, David Attenborough's PLANET EARTH. I didn't see it on telly, i somehow was too much of a DICK to, me and mum watched 2 episodes last night, hoping it would cheer us up, cheer us up??? it made us ecstatic!! it is AMAZING! honestly, it's 12 quid on amazon, get it now.
There's a bit about birds of paradise, it's like a bird-asylum, they're all hopping about and dancing and clucking and they also tidy their performance area using little bits of wood like a dustpan and brush, then they do these insane dances, one of the birds honestly did a dance that was so shocking that I nearly fainted! I'm not exaggerating, it's already the best programme that I've ever seen. There was a bit about the african desert annually flooding, and all the animals walking hundreds of miles to the water, it was so amazing, the elephants were all rolling in the water, after walking like 300 miles and nearly dying, and there were baboons which were tiptoeing through holding their arms up like humans, holding their tails over the water and trying not to get wet!! There are also really sad bits too. Watch it, I urge you to. It is one of, if not the, most complex programme ever put together, it took years to make, it's utterly mind-blowing.
ok, ok, sorry! enough! I am doing it for your own good, but i'll stop now!
EURGH and there was a bit which confirmed all my worst fears about moths, but i can't go into it here or i'll vomit. let's just say, I was right all along. about the yoghurt. ARRRRRRGGGHHH I'M GONNA BE SICKKKKKKKKKK.
So anyway, I'm off to the Wakesters today, to get the key to the studio and sign some stuff. I shall also be trying desperatley to find a job. I have drawn a line, but I am pretty desperate. No callcentres, no waitressing and no working in a butcher. Other than than I'll do pretty much anything... cleaning bogs would definitely be better than working here, so the only way is up really! The students and staff here have begun to encroach into my dreams now, which i really resent. especially the Germans, maybe cause they're the most scary by far? I dreamt of one of the staff members last night, the one i spoke about before who doesn't do anything except flirt. I find him so creepy, he makes my skin crawl, also, he looks like a puppet, so maybe that's why he was so transferrable to a dream?
Exams start next week, they're doing them all in here. can't fucking wait. There's a German girl standing near me now, she has a massive fur collar on, they all have the same coat, like a bomber jacket with a fur collar, on planet earth they were showing a cat that lives in russia, there are only 16 left cause of these fur collars and coats, 16!! there's no place for it in 2009, it's completely out of place and disgusting.
Well, guess i must go, the kids are all going mental so i will hide in my office now and think about lunch. Here is a picture from Planet Earth of a mummy panda holding a baby, i daren't show the bird cause I don't want to spoil the suprise!
and let's not forget the great man himself, even seeing his face makes me happy!
look at him! he loves animals and he wants to share it with us! thanks daveyA! I love you too!
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